由路易斯·莱恩为您带来星球日报新闻 Daily Planet News with Lois Lane.
今日头条：正义联盟在海里 Today's top story: justice by sea.
看来黑蝠鲼是今日收获 Looks like Black Manta is the catch of the day.
正义联盟在陆地 Justice by land.
噢，这只企鹅（人）看来需要一个冰袋了 Oh. This Penguin is going to need an ice pack.
-哈哈 - Ha-ha. -Aah!
正义联盟在太空 Justice in space.
我打赌塞尼斯托现在能感觉到重力了 I bet Sinestro is now aware of the gravity of his situation.
我真希望这些超级反派都买过保险，毕竟现在看来他们真的很需要 I hope supervillains have health insurance because it looks like they're gonna need it.
自从正义联盟数月之前组建以来，他们还未尝败绩 Since the Justice League's formation months ago, they have yet to lose a battle.
看来从现在开始，如果你想看点超级反派的录像... From now on, if you wanna see any supervillain footage...
你就得去看看“世界傻缺悲剧集锦”了 you'll have to watch The World's Most Ridiculous and Embarrassing Videos.
言归正传 Back to the actual news.
军方的核反应堆今日开始运行 The Army's prototype nuketron reactor began operating today.
这个实验性的能源站产生的能源比... This experimental power plant will generate more energy than the combined--
够了 Enough of that.
抛开她糟糕的语法和蹩脚的报道不谈... Despite her bad grammar and terrible reporting...
“无畏的”路易斯·莱恩说得不错 ...the intrepid Lois Lane is correct.
正义联盟正在让我们没活可干 The Justice League is putting us out of business.
你描绘了一副比马里亚纳海沟底还黑暗的前景啊，卢瑟 You paint a picture as black as the bottom of the Mariana Trench, Luthor.
事情肯定不会那么糟糕 Surely things can't be that bad.
不，蝠鲼，卢瑟是对的 No, Manta, Luthor is right.
我们成果之杯只是半满，装的那一半还全是失败 Our glass is half empty and the full half is full of failure.
过去，我们每人独对一个英雄时还有点机会胜利 In the past, each of us fighting a lone hero had some chance of winning.
但现在，对抗他们所有人？ But now, against all of them?
我跟你们讲... I say to you...
...如果世界上的超级罪犯想要活下去... ...that if the supercriminals of the world want to survive...
...我们也应该合作组建...当然不是正义联盟， ...we too must band together and form, not a league of justice...
而是一个军团， ...but a legion.
一个毁灭军团 A Legion of Doom.
噢，智障... Ah, sheesh.
他们同意了， They went for it.
一切都在按我的计划进行 Everything is going according to my plan.
你的计划，卢瑟？ Your plan, Luthor?
我之所以允许你加入我的计划只是为了达成我的目标 I'm allowing your participation in my plan because it serves my purpose.
召唤他们 Summon them.
召唤这世上最卑鄙无耻的恶徒于此... Summon the world's vilest villains here...
于这毁灭大厅... ...to this, this Hall of Doom...
来开始我对地球的征服 ...to begin my conquest of the Earth.
于此，正义联盟拜倒在我达克赛德脚下 And so the Justice League falls to Darkseid.
Booyah!
投降吧~达克傻德~ Surrender now, Dork-sew.
你的实力不及我万分之一，少年 You are no match for my power, child.
“抬”头~ Heads up.
糊你熊脸~ In your face.
世界最佳钢骨~噢~ World's best cyborg! Ow!
我钢骨开始摇摆起来~ I put the boogie in the berg
钢骨~ The Cyborg
你救了我的命，钢骨... You saved my life, Cyborg.
-...我蝙蝠侠的命 -嗯哼 - Batman's life. -Mm-hm.
干得漂亮，我们应该多聚聚 -Impressive. We should hang out more. -Whoo!
当然，蝙蝠侠，那真是太棒了~ Sure, Batman. That would be great.
我的蝙蝠洞里有个台球桌，而且... I've got a pool table back at the Batcave and--
等等，啥？台球？台球听起来不错 Wait, what? Pools? Pools sound great.
跟蝙蝠侠一起打台球肯定...哈？！ I'd just totally love to play pool with-- Uh, huh?
噢，我去，刚刚那是梦？ Oh, dang, it was a dream?
噢，不不不不我睡过头了... Oh, no, no, no. I overslept.
我要迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
我开会又一次... I'm gonna be late for the meeting.
迟到了 Again.
该死的线 Stupid cord.
你迟到了，钢骨 You're late, Cyborg.
额...大家好啊 Uh, hi, everybody.
维克，你不是应该内置原子钟什么的吗？ Vic, don't you have like an atomic clock built into you?
额...不好意思哈...嘿嘿...我只是... Sorry about-- Heh-heh. I ju--
我起得晚是因为我在弄一个秘密项目，可以... I was up late working on a secret project, which--
希望你不要介意，年轻的钢骨，你还没来的时候我们就开始了 Think nothing of it, young Cyborg. We started without you.
等了一百万年后，当然对我来说就像过了五百万年 After waiting a million years, which feels like 5 million years to me.
-超级速度带来的坏处 -放松，闪电侠，吃个甜甜圈吧 - The downside of super-speed. -Relax, Flash. Have a doughnut.
哦，天哪 Oh, boy.
嘿等一下 Hey, wait a minute.
只剩一个了，妈妈总是教育我要有礼貌 There's only one. Mom raised me to have manners.
这个甜甜圈应该你吃才是，神奇女侠 That doughnut should go to you, Wonder Woman.
额，闪电侠你真是有骑士风度，但是... Well, that's very chivalrous, Flash, but--
噗，他？骑士精神？你在开玩笑吧？ Pfft. Him? Chivalrous? Are you kidding?
就给了你个甜甜圈？ Offering you a doughnut?
-哇哦！ -公主殿下应该拥有一个王座 - Whoa! -A princess should have a throne.
哈尔，我是神奇女侠，我肯定是不需要什么特殊... Hal, I'm Wonder Woman, I certainly don't require special--
来咯~世界各地的美味佳肴 There. Delicacies from around the world.
满足公主口味的食物 Food fit for the palate of a princess.
好了，你们俩，坐下 Okay, sit down, both of you.
快坐下 Sit.
如你们所知，今天是选举日 As you know, it's election day.
我们要投票决定一位新英雄来领导正义联盟 We'll be voting for a new hero to lead the Justice League.
麻烦，各位，随心所欲地投吧 Please, everyone, vote with your heart.
我有异议，钢铁之躯 I beg to differ, Man of Steel.
你们应该投给基于冰冷数据和可靠直觉 Vote for the candidate who makes hard decisions...
来做出艰难决定的参选者 ...based on cold data and infallible instincts.
现在我建议我们开始投票吧 Now, I suggest we take that vote.
-我投给神奇女侠 -我都没参选好吗 - I vote for Wonder Woman. -I'm not even running.
她是补充候选人，我也投她，投两次 She's a write-in and I'm voting for her. Twice.
我投票给超人，他才是真正管事的人 My vote goes to Superman, who is actually running.
我投票给黑暗骑士 My vote goes to the Dark Knight.
-无意冒犯啦，超人~ -哦，没事没事 - No offense, Superman. -Oh, none taken.
嗯...看来是平局... Hmm. Looks like a tie...
毕竟我和超人毫无疑问是投票给自己的 ...since Superman and I undoubtedly voted for ourselves.
这种事我从来都没想过 That never even occurred to me.
我要投你一票 I voted for you.
所以赢家是~蝙蝠侠 And the winner is Batman.
太棒了，黑骑来击个掌 All right, Dark Knight. Up high.
恭喜你，蝙蝠侠 Congratulations, Batman.
大家既然已经决定，而我处于对体制的信任让我确信 The people have spoken and my absolute faith in the system assures me...
你毫无疑问是正确的领导 ...that you are clearly the correct leader.
危险警报 The trouble alert.
大都会第一国家银行遭到抢劫 A robbery at Metropolis First National Bank.
-命令是啥，老大？ -命令嘛，闪电侠，是“出发” - What's the word, chief? -The word, Flash, is "go."
不许动 Freeze!
小丑，站在那不要动 Hold it right there, Joker.
我不是小丑，我是魔术师 I'm not the Joker. I'm the Trickster.
完全不一样好吗 Totally different.
小丑会用一罐子蛇来攻击吗 Would the Joker attack with a can of snakes?
-额...会吧，他可能真会这么做 -对对，他像是这么做的人 - Yeah. Yeah. He probably would. -Sounds like him.
- Whoa! - Aah!
-哈？ -嘿，小丑把我们的车炸了 - Huh? -Hey, the Joker just blew up our car.
不，那甚至都不算一个笑话 No. That's not even a joke.
那是一个魔术，就像我这魔术鞋一样，小丑又没有魔术鞋 It's a trick. Like trick shoes. The Joker doesn't have trick shoes.
我是魔术师，魔~术~师~ I'm the Trickster. The Trickster.
哈，我们的老朋友，魔术师 - Ah! -Ah. Our old friend, the Trickster.
终于有认识我的了 Finally. He gets me.
我知道他不是我们的朋友，我这是在讽刺 I know he isn't really our friend. I was being ironic.
接下来请欣赏另一个魔术：大变活人 And now for my next trick: a disappearing act.
我可不是这货的魔术粉 I'm not a fan of this guy's tricks.
那边 There.
正义联盟，分头行动，找到他 Justice League, split up and find him.
小心他的无聊魔术 And watch out for his corny tricks.
你逃不掉的，魔术师 No escape for you now, Trickster.
我能搞定，闪电侠 I got this, Flash.
不，放着我来 No, I got this.
这可能是世上最老套的诡计了 The oldest trick in the book.
等着看神奇女侠听见你踩香蕉滑倒了是什么反应吧啊... Wait till Wonder Woman hears that you fell for a banana. Unh!
找不到他 No sign of him.
你逃不过我的透视眼的，魔术师 You can't hide from my x-ray vision, Trickster.
我找到他了 I found him.
到此为止了，魔术师 End of the line for you, Trickster.
Huh?
我们很快就会把你清出下水道的，魔术师 We'll flush you out of this sewer soon enough, Trickster.
我的感应器在这条隧道检测到动静 My sensors are picking up movement in this tunnel.
里面有东西 There's something down there.
Whoa!
看来我的蝙蝠牙线该派上用场了 Looks like a job for my Bat-dental floss.
你的花招已经玩完了，魔术师 You've gimmicked your last gimmick, Trickster.
你的笑话一点都不好笑 Your gags are a drag.
你已经黔驴技穷了 You're bag of tricks just ran out.
你的魔术将给你带来一场魔法之旅... Your tricks just treated you to a trip...
...直达黑门监狱 Right to Blackgate Prison.
正义联盟的又一场胜利，来击个掌 Another win for the Justice League. High five.
啥掌？ - Five what? -Ugh.
老实点，魔术师 Come quietly, Trickster.
你们要么让我走... You either let me go...
要么这可是要变得臭臭的了 ...or we're gonna have a smelly situation on our hands.
放着我来 I got this.
Ooh!
-然后销毁它 -钢骨，等等 - And now to dispose of it. -Cyborg, wait.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
我成功啦，booyah~ I did it. Booyah!
恶...这是啥味儿？ Ew! What's that smell?
-真难闻 -臭死了 - Oh, that's nasty. - Oh, that's bad.
这究竟是啥？ What is that?
看来钢骨要被蝙蝠教育了 Looks like Cyborg's about to get a Bat lecture.
幸好不是我 Glad I'm not in his shoes.
我正准备给你说呢，钢骨 I was trying to tell you, Cyborg.
那是个臭气弹 That was a stink bomb.
现在这整个片区都臭死了 Now this whole section of the city stinks.
你们也好不到哪去，恶... Not to mention you guys. Phew.
看来我笑到了最后啊，正义联盟 Heh-heh. Looks like I got the last laugh, Justice League.
额... Ew.
对不起？ Uh, Oops?
欢迎来到末日军团 Welcome to the Legion of Doom.
末日障碍赛 Obstacle Course of Doom.
打败正义联盟不是小事，因此我们军团只要 Defeating the Justice League is no small matter so our legion must be comprised...
最熟练的恶棍 ...of only the most skilled of scoundrels.
你们的任务是：完成障碍赛，碾碎你的对手们 Your task: survive the course, crush your competition...
向军团证明你们的邪恶 ...validate your villainy for the legion.
没有规则 There are no rules!
哈？等一下 What? Wait a minute.
好吧，规则还是有的，军团成员必须能够在我们的总部“里” Okay, there is one rule. Club members have to be able to attend...
出席会议和参加社交活动 ...meetings and social events inside our headquarters...
然而我看见这有的人甚至连门都钻不进去 ...and I see someone here who won't even fit through the door.
不好意思啊，巨化女 Sorry, Giganta.
规矩就是规矩 - Rules are rules. -Ah!
好，话不多说，我们开始吧 All right, now without further ado, I'd like to get things started.
他们出发了 And they're off.
第一关是弹射... This first section should put a little spring in their step.
和坠落，哈哈 And a little fall. Ha-ha-ha.
豹女一马当先 Here comes Cheetah.
看来猫也不总是能够优雅落地嘛 Looks like cats don't always land on their feet after all.
猩猩格鲁德荡过了机械鳄鱼 Gorilla Grodd swings past the Robe-gators.
但接下来这关会让他困在香蕉中 But this next section is going to drive him bananas.
哦，人蝠都快被打成人蚊了，哈哈哈，人蚊 Ooh. Man-Bat swatted like a man-gnat. Ha-ha-ha. Man-gnat.
我们来到了致命甜甜圈 We're coming up to the Deadly Doughnuts.
豹女掉下去了 And Cheetah gets dunked.
小丑来得正好刚好赶上公交 Joker's right on time to catch the bus.
这关是一头怪兽， Ha-ha-ha. This course is a monster...
看来企鹅人的全力也就这样了 ...and it looks like it just got the best of Penguin.
这真是太逗了 That was priceless.
太棒了，太棒了 Too good. Too good.
比赛结束了 This contest is over.
等等，少了个选手 Wait a minute. There's one competitor missing.
U额，这货是谁来着？ h, who is this guy again?
终结者-丧钟 Deathstroke the Terminator.
-老牛逼了 -也许他才该来当老大 - Most impressive. -Maybe he should be the leader.
谢谢您了 Thank you.
Huh?
我们赢啦 We made it.
不幸的是，我们只有六个停车位... Unfortunately, we only have six parking spots...
...所以，拜拜咯 ...so goodbye.
恭喜，你们入伙了 Congratulations. You're in.
欢迎我们的新同伴 And welcome to all our new members.
收起你那一套吧，莱秃 Keep your kudos, Lex.
我们只是想犯点罪而已 What we want is crime.
那就去犯吧，豹女 And so you shall have it, Cheetah.
这个政府秘密设施被称为52区 This is a covert government facility known as Area 52.
额，你是说51区？ Don't you mean Area 51?
旧的51区已经关了 The old Area 51 was shut down.
这是新52 This is the new 52.
这个顶级机密的政府基地 It is a top secret government base...
藏满了高级实验武器以及没收的外星科技 ...full of advanced experimental weaponry and confiscated alien technology.
他们不想这些东西落入坏人之手 They don't want any of it falling into the wrong hands.
当然这里的坏人，嘿嘿，指的就是我们 And by the wrong hands, heh-heh they mean our hands.
正是如此 Quite so.
末日军团，搞个大新闻吧 Legion of Doom, prepare for evil.
Yeah.
Aah! Ooh!
钢骨的功能停止运转了吗？ Have Cyborg's functions terminated?
没有，钢骨机器人，我没死 No, (By-bot, I'm not dead.
我想给正义大厅升下级，但是有点分心了 I was working on some new upgrades for the hall, but I'm a little distracted.
钢骨的有什么故障吗 What is Cyborg's malfunction?
额，我今天搞了个又大又臭的乱子出来， Well, I kind of made a big, stinky mess today.
我不觉得其他人现在想看见我 I'm not sure the others want me around right now.
钢骨造了我钢骨机器人就是为了处理杂务的 Cyborg designed Cy-bot to clean and perform chores.
钢骨机器人会处理好钢骨的又大又臭的乱子的 Cy-bot will clean Cyborg's big, stinky mess.
你说得对钢骨机器人， You're right, Cy-bot.
自己捅的篓子我自己来解决 I need to clean up my own messes.
救命 Help.
嘿，伙计们，那个我想倒个...哈？！ Hey, guys, I just wanted to apolog-- Wha--
Whoa.
你们换制服了 You guys got new outfits!
超人，你内裤里穿了？ Superman, you're wearing your underwear on the inside?
不错的选择 Nice choice.
蝙蝠侠，黑暗骑士的闪亮新战甲 And, Batman, shiny new armor for the Dark Knight.
神奇女侠，还是一如既往的爱国，不过要低调了一点 Wonder Woman, patriotic as always, but more understated.
闪电侠和哈尔...额...你们俩没换啊 Flash and Hal, well... You haven't changed a bit.
我的制服坚不可摧， My costume is an indestructible construct.
何必和完美过不去呢 And why mess with perfection?
我说得对吧，公主殿下 Am I right, princess?
你得带着那拖累你的戒指才能坚不可摧吧 Pfft. You'd better be indestructible with that jewelry slowing you down.
你的制服怎么可能比得过一套标着“世上最快的人”的制服 You can't beat a costume that screams "fastest man alive."
所以你怎么不能有多快滚多快呢 So why don't you brush off, faster than any man alive?
哈？！嘿 - What the--? Hey. -Heh.
哇哦，我不明白，发生了什么 Whoa, whoa, I don't understand. What's going on here?
我们的旧制服被那臭气给毁了 Our former costumes were ruined with a permanent stench.
它毁了我们作为犯罪斗士的影响力 It compromised our effectiveness as crime-fighters.
对，都是我的错，你们这些老伙计变得臭臭的了 Right, because it's my fault your old ones got all stinky.
胡说 Nonsense.
本来我们也想换套新的了 We all needed a change.
要不我们也给你整一套 Why don't we come up with something new for you too?
- We can't, Wonder Woman. -Why? -我们不能，神奇女侠 -为啥
钢骨不穿衣服的啊 Cyborg doesn't wear clothes.
有警报 - The trouble alert. 正义联盟，这里是绝密政府军事基地52区 - Justice League, this is General Lane...
的指挥官莱恩将军， ...commanding officer of Area 52, a top secret government installation.
我们正遭到未知人员的攻击 We are under attack from person or persons unknown.
但是很有可能是外星人 But it's probably alien.
您说外星人时就像在说什么脏东西一样，将军 You say that like it's a bad thing, general.
赶紧过来看... Just get over here and take a--
快走吧，我光站这感觉自己开始变老了 Let's go. I can feel myself growing older just standing here.
别着急，闪电侠 Not so fast, Flash.
蝙蝠侠是我们合法选举的领导人， Batman is the duly-elected leader.
他说了算 This is his call.
飞机准备起飞 Prepare the Javelin for launch.
打起精神，伙计们，我们进入了52区领空 Look alive, team, we've entered Area 52 airspace.
噢，一个政府绝密基地，藏满了各种绝密科技， Ooh. A top secret government compound loaded with top secret technology...
坐落于一个绝密的位置 ...and located in a top secret location.
你究竟是怎么找到它的 How'd you even know where to find it?
-我是...-...蝙蝠侠！ -I'm-- -Batman.
对吧，我懂的 Right? Gotcha.
Hmm.
这很安静 It's quiet.
太安静了 Too quiet.
除了那个特雷门琴的音乐 Except for the theremin music.
钢骨，能把它关了吗 Cyborg, would please stop it?
不好意思，我只是有点...卡车！ Sorry, I was just having a little bit 0-- Truck!
欢迎来到你们的失败地，正义联盟 Welcome to your defeat, Justice League.
你们将败在毁灭军团之手 Defeat at the hands of the Legion of Doom.
版权所有，侵权必究哟 Copyright and trademark.
啊，毁灭军团 Ah! Legion of Doom?
-额的神啊 -反派开始组团了 - Petrified Pandora. -Villains working together?
-真是没想到啊 -我想到了 - I did not see that coming. -I did.
干掉他们 Destroy them.
正义联盟，出击！ Justice League, move out.
队长发话了，行动吧 You heard our captain. Let's move.
超人，你的联盟比不过... Superman, your league is no match...
毁灭军团 ...for the Legion of Doom!
你该加入个烂射术军团什么的 You should've joined the Legion of Bad Marksmanship.
毁灭军团会取你项上人头（heads也指硬币正面） The Legion of Doom will have your heads.
背面（tails也有尾巴的意思），你输了 Tails. You lose.
站住你个毛躁的话痨 Hold still, you fidgety flibbertigibbet.
话痨？话痨是啥？ Flibbertigibbet? What's a flibbertigibbet?
Ooh!
哦不 Oh, no.
你是躲不掉的，格鲁德 It's no use trying to hide from me, Grodd.
谁躲了， Who's hiding?
我只是在熟悉我的新座驾 I'm just getting a feel for my new ride.
嘿，我也是感觉得到痛的 Hey, I felt that.
开学了，小伙 School's in session, youngster.
好啊，那我交作业了 Well, here's my homework.
Ooh!
下课 Class dismissed.
嘿，塞尼斯托 Hey, Sinestro.
迎接你最可怕的噩梦吧 Here comes your worst nightmare.
我最可怕的噩梦是穿着内裤演讲 My worst nightmare involves public speaking in my underwear.
你还差得远呢 You're not even close.
欢迎乘坐干草机特快列车 All aboard the Haymaker Express.
哈哈，票已检 Ha-ha. Ticket punched.
尝尝这招，你个弹球 Take this, you parasitic pinball.
没打中，差一点， Missed me. Nice try.
下次好运吧 Better luck next time.
全中，你个弱者 Full tilt, loser.
现在轮到你了，半人 Now to finish off the half-man.
这就是你的极限了吗，机器人 So, Robot Man, is that all you can do?
当真正的人类在干正事时呆在那什么都不做 Sit there while the real men do the work?
该死的电梯， Stupid elevator.
快啊，打开 Come on. Open. Open.
不可能，我都把这货开到11档了 Impossible. I have this thing turned up to 11.
丢掉你那没用的地球科技吧，卢瑟 Forget your worthless Earth technology, Luthor.
到这轰鸣通道里来 Enter this boom tube.
这是一个由父盒控制的跨维度传送门 It is an inter-dimensional gateway controlled by this Father Box.
现在我达克赛德把它送给你 Yet another gift of Darkseid.
你为啥在毁灭大厅的时候不直接用轰鸣通道把我们送过来 Why didn't you just boom tube us here from the Hall of Doom?
我暂时还不想让你们军团的人知道我的存在 It is not my will that your legion knows of me, yet.
进来，你在浪费时间 Come. You are wasting time.
要是我们不是飞过来的话还可以省一大把时间呢 Could've saved a lot of time if we hadn't flown here.
真的，从屠杀沼泽飞过来花了三小时呢， It was a three-hour flight from Slaughter Swamp...
而且蝠鲼的飞船闻起来就像码头一样 ...and Manta's ship smells like a wharf.
很牛逼的科技，有了这个我就可以... Impressive technology. With these tubes, I could take over the--
你可以利用我给你的工具征服这个可怜的世界 You will take over this pitiful world with the tools I give you.
我很乐意接受你的援助，至少目前如此 I am happy to accept your aid. For now.
你说啥 What was that?
噢我说我很乐意把创可贴贴牛身上... Oh, I said I like to put Band-Aids on cows.
地下13层，硬件，内衣， Sub level 13. Hardware. Underwear.
封禁外星科技 Forbidden alien technology.
站着别动你这外星怪胎 Hold it right there, you alien weirdo.
我就知道，外星人想要统治地球 I knew it. Aliens trying to take over the planet.
对不住了，有我萨姆·莱恩将军在，这就不可能 Well, sorry, pal, not on General Sam Lane's watch.
真逗 How quaint.
确认，硬件，内衣， Correction. Hardware. Underwear.
不省人事的偏执狂将军 Unconscious paranoid generals.
圆筒就在这， The cylinder is right over there.
去吧 Go.
难以置信 Incredible.
啊，有人记下来车牌号了吗（肇事逃逸梗） Unh. Did somebody get the license number?
你的宇宙钻戒搞不定吗，哈尔？ Oh, is your space jewelry not cutting it, Hal?
来，我教你怎么搞定 Here, let me show you how to get your hands dirty.
Huh? Huh?
噢，不 Oh, no!
这样就差不... There. That ought to take the chill out--
我要把你们俩弄成“阴”勇无畏 You two are about to become the brave and the cold.
得弄个又蠢又笨的东西来才能搞定 This jobs calls for something dull and blunt.
Hey)'-
Ha-ha-ha. Huh?
蝙蝠镖？你就这点本事吗蝙蝠侠 Are Batarangs all you've got, Batman?
你要知道，黑蝠鲼，我是练过秘密武术的 You should know, Black Manta, that I'm trained in the secret skills of martial arts.
你的激光和铠甲敌不过这远古震动掌 Your lasers and armor are no match for the ancient vibrating palm technique.
投降吧 Surrender now.
我的答案是不，你个蠢货 Here's your answer, fool.
哦不，我的电池 Oh, no, my battery.
有猫 Cat.
你这蠢猫，我看不见路了 You frustrating feline, I can't see!
毁灭军团，任务完成了， Legion of Doom, mission accomplished.
该战略转移了 Let us make our victorious retreat.
莱秃拿了个啥 What's Lex got there?
不是好东西 Nothing good.
哦别跑 Oh, no, you don't.
又来求教育了吗机器小子 Back for another lesson, Robot Boy?
给你来个随堂考 Here's a pop quiz.
没考过哦 You failed.
又一次，得由我来收拾烂摊子 Once again, it's up to me to clean up after lesser people's messes.
他们逃走了 They're getting away.
我在这，看谁敢偷政府财产 Nobody steals government property while I'm around.
超人，你没事吧 Superman, you okay?
那喷射器真给力 Those afterburners really pack a punch.
反派们合作？ Villains working together?
这只是个时间问题 It was only a matter of time.
但是我们可是教训了他们一顿， Ah, but we kicked their butts.
来击掌 Up high.
这咱得多练练 We gotta work on that.
你们让他们逃走了 You let them get away.
别发牢骚了将军 Don't get your Army-issued undies in a bunch, admiral.
他们只是拿了一罐子巨型苏打水什么的 The only thing they got was a giant can of soda or something.
那是个外星人 It was an alien.
一只宇宙来的危险怪兽 A dangerous monster from space.
因为你们的玩忽职守而让它跑了 And you let it slip through your fingers because of your incompetence.
如果只是玩忽职守就好了 If it was incompetence.
我怎么知道你们外星人不是一伙的 How do I know all you aliens aren't in cahoots?
嘿，超人不是外星人 Hey, Superman isn't an alien.
他是...额...好吧他算是吧... He's a-- Oh, yeah, I guess he kind of is.
等一下，闪电侠 Wait a minute, Flash.
真正的问题是，你为什么囚禁外星人 The real question is, why are you incarcerating aliens?
Ugh. Well...
我不是该被审讯的人，超人 I'm not the one being questioned here, Superman.
请原谅，我还有个政府财产要去找 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got government property to locate.
我们政府没有在抓外星人吧 Surely our government isn't arresting extraterrestrials.
根据我对他行为的分析 Based on my analysis of his behavior...
莱恩将军做的事大大地超出了他的权限 ...more likely that General Lane is greatly exceeding his authority.
怎么愁眉苦脸的，钢骨 Why the long face, Cyborg?
你独自一人对抗了如此强大的对手，干得不错 You held your own against a formidable opponent. Good job.
不错？他们逃走了 Good job? They got away.
如果不是因为我，我们本可以阻止他们的 If it wasn't for me, we could have stopped them.
你还是这个团队里最年轻以及最伟大的成员 You're still the youngest and greenest member of this team.
放轻松 Cut yourself some slack.
别太责备自己了小子，你做得不错 Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, kid. You did fine.
这是我们头一次面对一整个超能团队 Look, this is the first time we've met a completely superpowered team.
这是个意外，不过吃一堑长一智嘛 It was a total surprise. There were bound to be some growing pains.
问题是，我们下次相遇会发生什么 The question is, what happens next time we meet?
该死的震动掌 Stupid vibrating palm.
一群渣，带不动 Stuck with a Legion of Losers.
你们都没人支援我的 Yeah, none of you had my back.
我孤身一人 I was all alone.
总比跟格鲁德困在一个飞碟里好 Better alone than stuck in a saucer with Grodd.
这次失败是个耻辱 That was a humiliating defeat.
-大家干得漂亮 - Excellent work, everyone. - Huh?
你疯了吗，莱秃，我们好不容易才逃出来 Are you nuts, Lex? We were lucky to make it out of there in one piece.
对啊，你说我们要毁掉正义联盟 Yeah, you said we'd destroy the Justice League.
你高估了我们作为一个团队的能力，卢瑟 Your estimate of our effectiveness as a team...
你高估了我们作为一个团队的能力，卢瑟 ...left much to be desired, Luthor.
听听你们说的 Listen to you all.
你们因为在一场公平对抗中没打败正义联盟而失望？ You're disappointed that you didn't beat the Justice League in a fair fight?
你们会不会当超级反派啊 What part of supervillain do you not comprehend?
我的科鲁加朋友说的没错 My Korugarian friend is correct.
我们突袭52区的目的是给我们弄个秘密武器， The whole point of our raid on Area 52 was to give us a secret weapon...
让胜利天平倒向我们 ...to tip the scales in our favor.
一张王牌 A game-changer.
就是它了 Here it is.
Hmm?
冷静下来，我的朋友，你现在安全了 Calm yourself, friend. You're safe now.
我，莱克斯·卢瑟，解放你 I, Lex Luthor, release you.
Yipe!
你看见了我的自由斗士团队是怎么拼死战斗 You saw how my band of freedom fighters battled to rescue you...
把你从那卑鄙的正义联盟手中救出来的... ...from the clutches of the dastardly Justice League...
...那群我们世界的残酷暴君 ...the horrible oppressors of our world.
我们都是一伙的 We're all on your side.
是的，别害怕 It's true. Don't be afraid.
我们毁灭军团反抗军解放了你 We rebels in the Legion of Doom freed you.
告诉他们你的名字 Tell them your name.
♪荣恩·荣兹... ♪ 0... J'onn J'onzz.
...我叫荣恩·荣兹，来自你们称为火星的星球 I am J'onn J'onzz of the planet you call Mars.
感谢你拯救了我 Thank you for freeing me.
很好，那这小小的太空蜥蜴怎么帮助我们呢 Swell. How is this little space lizard supposed to help us, Luthor, huh?
给他们看看你的能力，我的朋友 Show them what you can do, my friend.
棒极了 Fantastic.
好，那你是否愿意加入我们的正义革命推翻正义联盟的暴政呢 Now, will you join our righteous revolution against the tyranny of the Justice League?
但是你们这名字，毁灭军团... But your name, Legion of Doom...
是指的正义联盟的毁灭 As in doom for the Justice League.
一个让他们闻风丧胆的名字 A name to strike fear into their wicked hearts.
-对对，是这个意思 -你说的没错 - Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it meant. -You are correct. Yes.
那些关押我的人应该受到惩罚 Those who held me captive should be punished.
-太好啦 -说得对 - Outstanding. -All right!
据观测：钢骨和正义联盟呆在一起的时间越来越少了... Observation: Cyborg is spending less time with the Justice League...
...而升级正义大厅却花费了越来越多的时间 ...and more time performing upgrades to the Hall of Justice.
提问：为什么呢 Query: Why?
没用的 It's no use.
我的兴趣爱好都没法让我静下心来，我需要一些建议 Not even my hobby can clear my mind. I need some advice.
-救命 -我这辈子就想当个英雄， - Help. -I've wanted to be a hero my whole life...
而加入正义联盟就像美梦成真了一样 ...and being on the Justice League is a dream come true.
但只是，我感觉... It's just-- I feel like I'm not--
你“感觉”，就是问题所在 You feel. That's the problem.
你应该将自己的情绪隐藏起来 You need to stuff your emotions deep down inside.
什么也不要感觉 Feel nothing.
只需要针对这个充满懦弱迷信罪犯的世界做出计划，然后行动 Only plot, plan and react to a world full of cowardly, superstitious criminals.
这才是健康的生活方式 It's the healthy thing to do.
-但是我总觉得我跟不上进度 - But I feel like I'm just not up to speed. - Having me throws off the average.
如果你想跟上节奏， If you wanna up your game...
去找个装满化学试剂的地方然后被雷劈一劈 ...get hit by lightning when surrounded by chemicals and--
你干这行很轻松啊 You make it seem so easy.
知道我们飞行学校的一句老话吗 You know what we used to say in flight school?
直到你成功之前，一定要假装你已经成功了 Fake it till you make it.
你只需要卯足了劲，然后抬头做人... You just gotta dig deep and man up...
哦或者抬头做机器... ...or machine up...
...啊随便吧 ...or whatever.
看起来无论我做什么都会错 Seems like whatever I do, it's the wrong call.
觉得有点难受吗钢骨 Are you feeling a teensy bit blue, Cyborg?
给你唱首我们堪萨斯人经常唱的歌吧，非常振奋人心 Here's a little song we used to sing back in Kansas. Always cheered me up.
Oh, a farmer needs a rake And a plow and a hoe
And lots of pep and some zip And a tiny pinch of go
And get into his overalls And hat and shoes
If he wants to lose The early morning blues
哈哈 Ha-ha.
然后超人给我唱了首歌，我完全弄不明白是什么意思 And then Superman sang me a song that I did not get at all.
哦对，我以前也听过， Oh, yes, I've heard that song before.
确实不懂 I didn't get it either.
听着，维克，你回顾最近几场战斗，发现了很多不足 Listen, Vic, you look at your recent battles and see mistakes.
那是你的看法， That's just your perception...
而不是别人的， ...not necessarily the perception of others...
更不是我的 ...and certainly not my perception of you.
你是个年轻的英雄，前途光明 You're a young hero with a lot going for you.
你只需要相信自己的直觉 You just have to trust your instincts.
相信自己，慢慢成长 Give yourself time to grow and believe in yourself.
所以你说我应该强化我的机械部件， So you're saying I should really beef up my cybernetic components...
然后相信自己 ...so I can then trust myself.
正解...等等，啥？不是 Exact-- Wait, what? No.
谢啦，神奇女侠，我会这么做的， Thanks, Wonder Woman. That's exactly what I'll do.
马上就去 Right now.
我真不知道我以前怎么没想到，升级装备就好啦 I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Just gotta gear up.
Booyah.
你好，蝙蝠侠 What's up, Batman?
Mm.
哈尔，一切都好？ How you feeling, Hal?
我活在梦里，维克，而且比闪电侠做的好 I'm living the dream, Vic. And I'm doing it way better than Flash.
-蝙蝠侠 -日安 - Batman. -Have a nice day.
蝙蝠侠，我知道这听起来很奇怪... Batman, I know this must sound strange...
但是我觉得我刚刚碰见你两次...而且我... ...but I think I just passed you twice, and I don't--
也许如果你专注于当好一个超级英雄 Perhaps if you concentrated on superheroing...
而不是到处管闲事... ...instead of butting into other people's business...
...你可能会成为一个更好的正义联盟成员 ...you'd be a better Justice League member.
额...好吧，对不起 Oh, right. Sorry.
...这就是我的教训， And that's how I learned...
灯关了就不要去给奶牛挤奶了 ...you should never milk a cow in the barn when the lights are off.
嘿，等一下 Hey, wait up.
嘿，蝙蝠侠，刚刚你说的 Hey, Batman, maybe that was meant...
也许是个更善意一点的批评... ...to be more constructive criticism when I passed you just now--
我碰见你时什么都没说啊 I didn't say anything when you walked by just now.
你说了，还叫我别多管闲事 Yes, you did. And you told me to butt out.
有点粗鲁啊 Came off a little rude.
蝙蝠侠永远不会教你别多管闲事 Batman would never tell you to put your butt out.
他也许是黑暗骑士，但是对我来说，他是个礼貌的巡逻者 He may be the Dark Knight, but to me, he's the Polite Patrolman.
但那不是官方昵称，我自己起的（官方发糖哈哈） But that's not an official nickname. I came up with it myself.
你的电子眼肯定重影了，我看看 You must be getting a double image in your cybernetic eye. Let me help.
ok，好点了吗 There. Better?
我们得等会再聊 We'll have to table this little chat until later.
那个政府指望解决世界能源问题的核反应堆出事了 It's that nuketron reactor that went online, the one the government hopes...
核反应堆出事了 ...will provide a solution to the world's energy needs.
天啊，核反应堆出故障了 By Hippolyta's hairnet, the reactor is malfunctioning.
它快要炉心融解了 It's in danger of a total meltdown.
核心融解会威胁到成千上万居民的安全 A core meltdown would endanger thousands of citizens.
-你的命令是什么，蝙蝠侠 -出发 - What are your orders, Batman? -Let's go.
它在那爆着呢 There she blows.
懂吗，因为它快爆炸了 Get it? Because it's gonna blow up.
现在不是说笑话的时候，绿灯侠，钢骨，能量核心还有多久融解 Not now, Green Lantern. Cyborg, how long before the energy core melts down?
真奇怪，我的指示器显示一切正常 This is strange. My readouts don't detect anything wrong.
没什么问题 Everything looks normal.
该去加点油了吧，铁皮人，你自己看看那东西 Time for an oil change, Tin Man? Look at that thing.
那就跟蝙蝠侠笑一样“正常” That's about as normal as Batman smiling.
你的指示是什么，无畏的领袖？ What are your orders, fearless leader?
我和钢骨去清理周边 Cyborg and I will secure the perimeter.
闪电侠，你和神奇女侠确保能源站的员工脱离危险 Flash, you and Wonder Woman get the power plant crew out of that inferno.
超人和哈尔，你们俩免疫核辐射， Superman and Hal, you're both immune to radiation.
去阻止能源核心融解 Stop the energy core from melting down...
要不然大都会接下来100000年都将是个荒无人烟的核辐射区了 ...or else Metropolis becomes a lifeless radiation hot zone for the next 10,000 years.
额...这算是战前动员 Ugh. That's a pep talk?
记得提醒我不要参加你的动员会 Remind me to never attend your motivational seminars.
上吧伙计们 Let's do this, guys.
别担心，伙计们，我分分钟把你们救出去 Don't worry, fellas, I'll have you out of danger in a flash.
Ooh.
Huh?
我的天啊，你们没看见大难领头了吗 Cassandra's corset, can't you see the danger you're in?
Huh?
嘿，我的三明治 Hey, my sandwich.
蝙蝠侠，我的读书还是一切正常 Batman, I'm still reading everything is normal.
你的软件问题我们回去再解决 We'll deal with your software glitches when we get back.
超人，哈尔，你们看见了什么 Superman, Hal, what do you see?
供水系统和反应堆之间的冷却液泵已经毁了 The coolant pump between the water supply and reactor core is toast.
难怪不得过热了，我来解决 No wonder it's overheating. I'm on it.
来自核反应堆内部的报道 Reporting from inside the nuketron reactor.
看来核反应堆随时都会爆炸 It looks as though this reactor will blow at any moment.
造成史上最大的人为灾祸 Making this the greatest man-made catastrophe of all time.
我这该得普利策奖了吧 I'd better get a Pulitzer for this.
是路易斯，她在核反应堆里 It's Lois. She's in the reactor.
超人，救命 Superman, help!
来咯，路易斯 There you go, Lois.
现在我们离开... Now let's get you out of here before--
...路易斯？ Lois?
哈尔 Hal.
你的冷却液泵不起作用 Your coolant pump isn't working.
那你来泵泵 Then you come pump it.
蝙蝠侠，核心温度比太阳还热了 Batman, the core temperature is hotter than the sun.
快全面融解了，我们只有一分钟时间 We're in full meltdown. We have only about a minute...
来阻止核心摧毁大都会了 ...to stop the core from burning and irradiating Metropolis.
-我的感应器没有... -把核心控制到安全温度， - My sensors aren't-- -Cool the core to a safer temperature...
一直撑到把它搬出大楼 ...long enough to get it out of the building.
我尽量 I'll do my best.
哈尔，去帮超人把核心搬出去 Hal, help Superman get that core out of there.
到位了，蝙蝠 Already on it, Bats.
有些不对劲啊
抓稳了 Hold steady.
准备 Get ready.
走您 Here we go.
又一次... Saved the day.
拯救世界 Again.
你终于学会了，哈哈哈 Hey, you got it. Ha-ha-ha.
一号镜头 Camera one.
二号镜头 Camera two.
一号镜头 Camera one.
二号镜头 Camera two.
钢骨呼叫蝙蝠侠，发现些有趣的事 Cyborg to Batman, something's funny here.
我说“有趣”是指“出事了”那种有趣，而不是“哈哈”那种有趣 And I mean funny "messed up," not funny "ha-ha-ha."
看来反应堆根本没出问题 There was never anything wrong with the reactor.
我开始觉得你是对的了 I'm beginning to think you're right.
核反应堆完全毁了 Aw, the nuketron reactor is finished.
你们为什么要毁掉我们的能源站 Why did you destroy our power plant?
你瞎吗 - What are you, blind? -Ahem.
我的同事是想说，你们可能没注意到， What my colleague means to say is that you may not have noticed...
你们的新能源站刚刚都快炉心融解了 ...your new power plant was experiencing a meltdown?
...额，现在看来似乎没那么融了 You know, now it does look a little less melty.
唯一的伤害是我们造成的 The only damage is the damage we inflicted ourselves.
你和你们联盟刚刚毁掉了数十亿美元的能源设施... You and the league have just destroyed a multibillion-dollar power plant...
...而这本可使大都会在能源供应问题上领先世界 ...that could've made Metropolis a world leader in energy production.
-你们还有什么可说的 -路易斯，你没事 - What do you have to say for yourselves? -Lois, you're okay.
没事？我气坏了，大家也一样，你对那些说正义联盟 Okay? I'm livid, like everyone else on Earth. What do you say to your critics...
权力太大的批评家有什么想说的 ...who claim the Justice League has too much power and no oversight?
-哇哦哇哦，什么批评家 -比如说我爸爸 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What critics? -My daddy, for one.
-他是你爸爸？ -谁是你爸爸？ - He's your daddy? - Who's your daddy?
我知道他是你爸爸 I knew he was your daddy.
根本没有什么什么融解，反应堆工作正常 There was no meltdown. The reactor was working fine.
你们看见了吗， Do you see, people?
我们让这群超能团队无拘无束 We let super-powered goons run around unrestricted...
而这就是必然发生的结果 ...and this is the type of thing that is bound to happen.
我是说，看看那个机器人的武器 I mean, just look at all the weapons on the robot one.
他们随时可能擦枪走火 They could go off at any moment.
武器即邪恶 - Boo! - Weapons are evil!
我讨厌枪 I don't like guns!
所谓的正义联盟需要为他们的罪行付出代价 The so-called Justice League needs to pay for its crimes.
在发生更糟糕的情况之前他们必须受到控制 They must be controlled before something worse takes place.
我们中计了， We've been had.
根本没有核心融解 There was no meltdown.
大家大家，不要慌乱 People, people, don't panic.
这肯定有什么天大的误会 This has apparently been one big misunderstanding.
我直接从这开始了，希望你不要介意 I just jumped in there. I hope you don't mind.
你比较亲民一点，你随意发挥 You're the people person. I'll let you run with this.
正义联盟是负责任的 The Justice League is all about responsibility.
我确信一旦我们把一切解释清楚... I'm sure that once we've explained everything...
世界法庭会很乐意的宣告我们... ...the world court will happily find us--
-罪名成立 -啥？！ - Guilty as charged. -What?
在大都会投放臭气弹， For the charges of stink bombing Metropolis...
进攻绝密的政府设施， ...attacking a top secret government facility...
还有荒唐地破坏，差点造成核炉心融解 ...and wanton destruction nearly causing a nuclear meltdown...
正义联盟将被驱逐出地球 ...the Justice League is banished from the planet Earth.
立即生效 Effective immediately.
正义联盟垮台 Down with the Justice League!
我以前喜欢他们，现在不了 I used to like them, but now I don't.
叫蓝大个为我们辩护真是好主意啊 Nice call letting the big blue Boy Scout speak for us.
这就是为啥我投票给神奇女侠 And that's why I voted for Wonder Woman.
好了，这个阴谋够了 All right, this conspiracy has gone far enough.
我们得往下钻，我们藏于黑暗，隐蔽起来 We have to get to the bottom of it. We're going dark. Off the grid.
我们在阴影中行动，解决这个谜团准备跟着我的领导然后... We'll work from the shadows to solve this mystery. Get ready to follow my lead and--
-不 -你在干嘛 - Nope. -What are you doing?
我是正联的领导 I'm the leader of the Justice League.
你说得很清楚要跟随我的领导 You've made a point of following my orders.
这次不行，组建正义联盟就是为了为世界人民服务 Not this time. The Justice League was formed to serve the people of the world.
他们否决了你的权力，蝙蝠侠 They overrule your authority, Batman.
如果他们想要我们走，我们就走 If they want us gone, we go.
说得好，外星人 Nice speech, alien.
警卫，把这些英雄赶出去 Guards, get these heroes out of my sight.
于是世界终于摆脱了正义联盟，谢天谢地 And so the world says goodbye and good riddance to the Justice League.
太好了 Yes. All right.
来击掌 High five. Heh.
眼泪擦干，钢骨，银河可是很大的 Now, wipe away those tears, Cyborg. It's a big galaxy.
跟着我混，很爽的 Stick with me and we'll have a blast.
我知道有个星球住满了坏的烤面包机 You know, I know a planet inhabited by broken toasters.
说不定我们还可以给你找个女朋友呢 Maybe we can find you a girlfriend.
我觉得你可以放开蝙蝠侠了 - I think you can let go of Batman now. -Hmm?
对不起啊，蝙蝠侠 Oh. Heh. Sorry about that, Batman.
但是法律就是法律 But the law is the law.
我们等会再来谈谈你造反的事 We'll discuss your little mutiny later. Our job now is to gather evidence...
现在我们的任务是搜集证据证明我们是被陷害的，然后重返地球 ...prove we were framed and then return to Earth.
恐怕重返地球是不可能了 I'm afraid returning to Earth is not an option.
塞尼斯托，看我分分钟解决他 Sinestro. I'll make quick work of him.
你这叫快？这么多时间我都已经搞定了好吗 You call this quick? I'd be totally done by now.
对吧 Right?
我只是来给你们个小小的临别礼物 I just came to give you a little farewell gift.
希望你还留着礼物的发票，塞尼斯托 I hope you kept the gift receipt, Sinestro.
保持射击，他必须得维持那面护盾就没法攻击我们了 Keep firing. He'll have to keep up that shield and won't be able to attack.
想得美 Think so?
来见见我的新朋友 Meet my new best friend.
他被称为父盒 It's called a Father Box.
这可是让你们狼狈不堪啊 Doesn't this just bowl you over?
准备被冲到银河系另一头吧 Prepare to be flushed to the other side of the galaxy.
我懂啦，冲... Oh, I get it. Bowl. Flush.
就像冲厕所一样 Like a toilet!
然后我说： And then I said:
“准备被冲到银河系另一头吧” "Prepare to be flushed to the other side of the galaxy."
我打赌闪电侠肯定不懂这个梗 I bet Flash didn't get it.
恭喜我们 Congratulations to us all.
毁灭军团胜利了 The Legion of Doom is victorious.
胜利者的奖励是... And to the victors go the spoils.
地球是我们的啦 - The Earth is ours. - Yeah!
Yes!
就像之前讨论的那样，我们要瓜分战利品 As discussed earlier, we will be dividing up the loot.
战利品当然指的是地球上所有的东西 In this case, that means everything on Earth.
我要所有黄色的东西 I claim everything yellow.
没门，香蕉是黄色的 No way. Bananas are yellow.
这个，你可以要绿香蕉嘛 Well, you can have the green bananas.
黄金不也是黄的吗，这不公平你知道吧 Is gold yellow? Because, you know, that's not fair.
你不能直接要所有黄色的东西 You can't just call all yellow.
那我要红色，世上所有红色的东西都是我的 I call red. Everything red is mine.
红宝石，唇膏，苹果 Rubies, lipstick, apples.
大海是蓝色的 The ocean's blue.
-海里所有的东西都是我的 -塞尼斯托，作为奖励... - Everything in the ocean is mine. -Sinestro, as a bonus...
...你何不去摧毁正义大厅， ...why don't you treat yourself?
这样当征服开始时 Go destroy their Hall of Justice, so when the conquest begins...
人们就会知道他们无人可投靠了 ...people will know they have no one to turn to.
哈哈，请务必不要介意我这样做 Heh-heh. Don't mind if I do.
莱克斯，你们说的这些征服啊， Lex, all this talk of conquest...
像分战利品一样瓜分星球这些 ...of dividing this planet like the spoils of war...
我们难道不是带来自由的解放者吗 ...are we not liberators bringing freedom?
是是，当然，荣恩，我们正在解放他们 Yes. Yes. Of course, J'onn. We are freeing them.
我们把他们从“自己做决定”中解放出来 We're freeing them of making their own decisions.
你那心灵感应的小绿脑袋不用操心这些，相信我 Don't you worry your telepathic green head about it. Trust me.
我 I Will.
暂时相信你 For now.
火星人有什么问题吗 Problems with the Martian?
他快发现了 He's catching on.
不过幸运的是，他已经失去利用价值了 Fortunately, he's already served his purpose.
什么时候有空就把他干掉 Feel free to eliminate him permanently.
哦，披萨到了 Oh, the pizza's here.
我们快被吸进黑洞了，抓紧 We're caught in the gravity pull of that black hole. Hang tight.
正在 Hanging.
加油宝贝，你能行的 Come on, baby. You got this.
呃，我已经把所有意志力都注入飞机了，但是我还是不能逃离引力 Ugh. I'm giving her all the willpower I've got, but I just can't escape its gravity.
-你们还好吧 -还行 - You guys all right back there? - All right.
Ow.
哦，可怜的朋友 Oh, poor friend.
我应该给你吟一首特献给死亡英雄的弥斯库拉之歌给你 I shall sing the Themysciran song of dead heroes for you.
不用唱歌，神奇女侠 No need to sing, Wonder Woman.
他是个假人 He's just a dummy.
那又怎样，他是我们的朋友 That doesn't matter. He was our friend.
不，那是钢骨机器人 No, that was Cy-bot. Huh.
难怪我们起飞后他就表现的怪怪的 No wonder he was acting weird ever since takeoff.
那么两个问题来了 Which leaves us with two questions:
我们怎么逃离这里 How do we get out of this jam...
真正的钢骨在哪里 ...and where is the real Cyborg?
我不想就这么抛下伙计们的 I hate to leave the guys in a lurch...
但是我知道事有些不对劲 ...but I know there was something fishy going on.
这肯定有什么线索，但是在哪呢 There must be some clue here, but where?
在哪？在哪？ Where? Where?
哈，一条线索 Ah! A clue.
某种奇怪的外星科技 Some kind of weird alien tech.
这怎么会在这？最好看看监控录像 How'd this get here? Better check the security tapes.
Huh?
噢我认识你 Oh, I know you.
那就是我在人群中看到的生物 Aha! That's the thing I saw.
我就知道它不可能是随便一个穿着红内裤的绿色家伙 I knew it couldn't have been some random green guy in red underwear.
现在只需要把证据公布为正义联盟正名了 All I have to do is get this evidence out there and clear the Justice League.
向谁去给他们正名啊 Clear them with who?
还有几个小时，毁灭军团就会统治世界了 Within a few hours, the Legion of Doom will have taken over the world.
我真是伤心 How sad for me.
正义联盟剩下的唯一成员... Only one member of the Justice League left...
是最弱的一个 ...and it's the weakest one.
我觉得你已经知道结局了对吧，半人 I think you already know how this ends, don't you, half-man?
你打偏了 You missed.
得赶快走，这证据比我去报仇重要多了 Gotta keep moving. This evidence is more important than me getting payback.
Whoa!
嘿，那是神奇女侠的隐形飞机 Hey, that was Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet.
当她发现你干的好事，你就完了 Oh, when she finds out what you did, you are gonna be in so much trouble.
她永远也不会发现 She'll never find out...
正义联盟剩下的人也是 ...nor will the rest of the Justice League...
因为我把他们冲到宇宙对面去了 ...because I flushed them all to the opposite side of the universe.
我说是“冲”，因为我弄了个虫洞知道吗 I say flushed because I created this Wormhole, you see...
然后它相当于... ...and it resembled a--
你当时要是在就好啦 You just had to be there.
尽管逃吧， Go ahead, run.
这只会让你的终结变得更好玩而已 It'll make your final defeat all the more enjoyable.
要活下去啊，要找到办法阻止军团 Gotta stay alive. Gotta find a way to stop the legion.
什么，正义联盟？ What? The Justice League?
还活着？ Alive?
哈？他说什么 What? What's he talking about?
不可能 Impossible.
不是不可能 Not impossible.
对我来说 - For me. -Ah!
你已经被我精神控制了，塞尼斯托 You are under my mental control, Sinestro.
照我说的做，才会放了你 The only way to be set free is to do what I ask.
你就是那个陷害我们的易形者，对吧，你对他做了什么 You're the shape-shifter who set us up, aren't you? What'd you do to him?
像我这样的火星人，有能力影响心智 Martians, like me, have the ability to influence minds.
有机物的心智 Organic minds.
但你不一样，钢骨 Unlike yours, Cyborg.
哦，能源站， Oh, the power plant.
其他人都看见能源站出故障了 Everyone else saw the plant malfunctioning...
是因为你让他们看见的 ...because you were making them see that.
但是我的电子有机大脑对你的能力免疫 But my cyber-organic brain is immune to your powers.
我还是不相信你 I still don't trust you.
请停下 Please. Stop.
我是来帮忙的 I am here to help.
就像你“帮忙”让正义联盟被驱逐 Pfft. Like you helped the Justice League get banished?
现在整个世界已经是任由毁灭军团宰割了 The world is an all-you-can-conquer buffet for the Legion of Doom.
我被骗了 I was tricked.
莱克斯·卢瑟把我从52区放了出来 Lex Luthor freed me from Area 52.
我以为他是个解放者 I thought he was a liberator.
我的判断力被复仇的阴云所蒙蔽 I let my thirst for vengeance cloud my judgment.
拜托你，让我来纠正所犯下的错误 Please, let me make this right.
我想帮助你 I want to help you.
-怎么帮 -我有点想法 - How? -I have some thoughts.
终于，瓦努阿图，越南，委内瑞拉，维京群岛 Finally. Vanuatu, Vietnam, Venezuela, Virgin Islands...
也门，赞比亚还有津巴布韦是寒冷队长的 ...Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe will go to Captain Cold.
等等，什么，为什么我得到的是字母表最后面的 Wait, what? Why do I have to get the end of the alphabet?
格鲁德，你这迂腐的灵长类动物，你让整个军团都无聊得睡着了 Grodd, you pedantic primate. You've bored the Legion of Doom to sleep.
够了 Enough of this.
征服地球，开始 Let the conquest of the Earth begin.
-哇哦，看看这些 -不错的科技 - Wow, look at all of this. -lmpressive technology.
好了，塞尼斯托，该把正义联盟冲回来了 All right, Sinestro, time to un-flush the Justice League.
哈哈哈，冲，这是个好梗 Heh-heh-heh. Flush. That's a good one.
起作用了，继续推 Unh. It's working. Keep pouring it on.
我们的战机是采用了最先进技术的飞行器， The Javelin is a state-of-the-art spacecraft.
从来没想过我们会跑出来推它 Never thought we'd have to get out and push.
天神保佑，回家的路 Athena's fallen arches, our way home.
大家一起推啊 Everyone, heave.
Yeah!
Ya)'-
Mm.
你召唤我 You summoned me?
毫无疑问是想好好称赞一下 No doubt to heap praise upon my brilliant execution...
我绝妙的计划毁掉了正义联盟吧 ...of our plan to end the Justice League?
不要忘了你的地位，人类 Remember your place, human.
你还没完成你的任务 You haven't completed your end of the agreement yet.
为了确保我们的胜利，我带了几个新礼物 To ensure our victory, I have provided a few more gifts.
Huh?
谁会想到莱克斯会藏有机器猴呢 Who knew Lex had robo-monkeys up his sleeve?
好好表现一下吧 Color me impressed.
前进，我的军团 Forward, my legions.
这城市很快就是我们的了 The city will soon be ours.
大都会的下场也就是整个世界的下场 And as goes Metropolis, so goes the world.
统治世界就是好， We lead the world and there's no doubt
没有事就玩和闹 When there's no work We play and shout
你们好，前任世界统治者 - Yeah! -Hello, former rulers of the world.
我是莱克斯·卢瑟 It's Lex Luthor.
是撸瑟还是卢瑟 Is it Luther or Luthor?
我，莱克斯·卢瑟，本世代最伟大的罪犯， I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our time...
毁灭军团的统治者 ...and the leader of the nefarious Legion of Doom...
要求世界政府立即投降 ...declare the immediate surrender of the world's governments.
如果你们拒绝 If you refuse...
那大都会就是你们的下场 ...well, let's just say Metropolis is about to be a cautionary tale.
好，计划是这样的 Okay, here's the plan.
哈尔，你，闪电侠和神奇女侠拿下毁灭大厅 Hal, you, Flash and Wonder Woman take out the Hall of Doom.
超人和我会阻止格鲁德的地面军队 Superman and I will stop Grodd and the forces on the ground.
-那我干什么 -我需要你呆在大厅，钢骨 - What about me? -I need you to stay in the hall, Cyborg.
守住基地，同时盯着火星人 Hold down the fort. And also keep an eye on this Martian.
我告诉过你，蝙蝠侠，我不是一个威胁 I told you, Batman, I am not a threat.
你当然这么说咯 So you say.
但是你确实假冒我们，陷害我们，让我们被驱逐出地球 But you did impersonate us, frame us, and cause our banishment from Earth.
是的，但除了这些 Yes, but other than that...
蝙蝠侠，我想跟你一起去 Batman, I wanna go with you.
钢骨，不按规矩行事，我也想这么做（看超人） Cyborg, by going rogue, like I wanted to...
你救了我们大家 ...you saved us all.
但是现在，我需要你确保塞尼斯托和火星人呆在这 But right now, I need you to make sure Sinestro and the Martian stay put.
你能做到吗，士兵？ Can you do that, soldier?
是 Yes, sir.
胜利是我们的 Victory is ours!
-不尽然 -什么 - Not quite. - What?
别担心，格鲁德 Don't worry, Grodd.
你可以在黑门监狱吃香蕉吃个够 You can have all the bananas you want in Blackgate Prison.
干掉他 Destroy him.
哈哈，你们都没想到，我设计这个蝙蝠-猩猩装甲 Ha-ha. Little did you suspect that I designed the Bat-gorilla battle suit...
就是为了应对这种情况 ...for just such an occasion.
Ah. Ha-ha-ha.
背后阴人 Shooting a man in the back?
我以为你进化得不止这样吧，格鲁德 I thought you were more evolved than that, Grodd.
Huh?
卢瑟，有敌来袭 Luthor, we have company.
啊，正义联盟，我以为我们干掉他们了 Ah! The Justice League. I thought we ended them.
他们为啥就不知道收手 Why won't they just stay ended?
给你表演一下该怎么做 Let me show you how it's done.
但我跑这么快， I'd have to have eyes in the back of my head...
只有脑后长眼才看得见哟 ...since I'll be way ahead of you.
渔网的胜利 I'll consider this a net victory.
回替补席好好休息，闪电侠 Enjoy your time on the bench, Flash.
看看真正的球员来得点分 Watch a real player score some points.
所以你喜欢打比赛哈 So you like to play games, huh?
比赛开始 Game on.
15，30，40 Fifteen. Thirty. Forty.
我今天状态火热 I'm on fire today.
那我给你来个冰袋冷静冷静 Let me cool you off with an ice pack.
Huh? Aah!
嘿嘿，看来你该先热热身的，零分 Heh-heh. Looks like you should've warmed up. Zero points.
闪电侠逃脱，10分 Flash escaping? Ten points.
不不不，我得了40 No, no, no, I had 40.
加上从冰里逃出来，还有额外的15分 Plus escape from ice, so that's an extra 15.
给你一个惊喜，神奇女侠 I've got a little surprise for you, Wonder Woman.
那不算什么，这才是惊喜 Uh, that wasn't the surprise. This is the surprise.
我们惊喜用完了，怎么阻止他 We're out of surprises. How do we stop her?
只需利用她的一个缺点：同情心 By exploiting her one weakness: her compassion.
你打偏了，卢瑟 You missed, Lex.
是吗 Did I?
不，动物医院 No. The animal hospital.
哦，我们快逃 Oh, we should run.
我也想啊，但是太害怕了跑不动 I would, but I'm frozen with fear.
500分 Five hundred points.
600分 Six hundred points.
你比一桶猴子还无趣 You're less fun than a barrel of monkeys.
到底还有多少，还... How many of these are there, any--?
不，氪石 No. Kryptonite.
坚持住，超人，我来了 Hold on, Superman. I'm coming.
毁灭大厅是专门设计出来利用你们的弱点， The Hall of Doom was specifically designed...
抵御你们的能力 ...to withstand your powers and exploit your weaknesses.
打败整个正义联盟只是个时间问题 It is only a matter of time before it defeats the entire Justice League.
不是整个联盟，小绿，我有个主意 Not the entire league, my green friend. I have an idea.
正义大厅怎么了 What's happening to the Hall of Justice?
我搞了个升级，这是我的兴趣爱好 I gave it an upgrade. It's my hobby.
3，2，1 Three, two, one.
站稳了 Hold on.
Yoo-hoo!
有人在吗 anybody home?
什么？快把这个关了 What? Stop this transmission.
它从哪冒出来的 Where is it coming from?
卢瑟，侦测到一个大家伙朝我们飞来 Luthor, I'm picking up something big flying towards us.
大屏幕 On the screen.
不，这不可能 No. It can't be.
快看，是鸟 Look, it's a giant bird.
不，是飞机 No, it's a plane.
额，反正肯定不是超人 Well, it certainly isn't Superman.
他看上去在打盹 He seems to be taking a nap.
我也想打个盹 I could use a nap.
钢骨 Cyborg.
来瞧瞧我们有什么 Now let's show them what we got.
首先我们很有型 And we got style.
发射迪斯科导弹 Launch disco missiles.
快放开我们合法选举的领袖，格鲁德 Unhand our duly elected leader, Grodd.
Huh?
很高兴在我有难时有你做我的坚强后盾，超人 Good to know you have my back when it counts, Superman.
看来是钢骨是我们所有人的后盾 Looks like Cyborg had all our backs.
有朝一日，他会成为一个伟大的领袖 He'll make a great leader someday.
上吧 Let's go.
能射什么就赶快射出去，开火 Shoot everything we've got at them. Fire.
星星护盾，开启 Star shield, activate.
我把这个称为糊你熊脸终结技 I call this my in-your-face finale.
Booyah! Booyah!
走了 Come on.
我先到宠物医院的，900分 I got to the pet hospital first. Nine hundred points.
哇哦，神奇女侠，看起来挺重的 Wow, Wonder Woman, that looks pretty heavy.
哪怕对你来说 Even for you.
用你的热射线焊接大楼的裂缝 Use your heat vision to seal the cracks in the building.
好主意 Great idea.
别担心，鸟儿们都安全了 Don't worry, the birds are safe.
那算1000分 That's a thousand points.
鸟？哈，我救的可是猫大人 Birds? Ha! I've saved cats.
这可值5000分 That's 5000 points.
你开玩笑吗，我救了狗 Are you kidding me? Dogs. I've saved dogs.
一百万分 One million points.
这荒唐的高人一等游戏简直够了 This ridiculous one-upsmanship has gone on long enough.
我们帮助别人，是因为这是正确的事 We help people because it's the right thing to do.
真正的英雄从不计分 True heroes do not keep score.
呃，她是对的 - Ugh. She's right, you know. -Yeah.
但是我保持不计分的本事也比你强 But I'm totally better at not keeping score than you.
不可能 Nuh-uh.
想都别想 Oh, no, you don't.
你们别想逃 You aren't going anywhere.
拜托，请交给我 Please, leave this to me.
Yipe!
太酷了 That was so cool.
看来你总是能拿下敌人 Looks like you always get your man.
就像...火星猎人一样 Like you're some kind of Martian manhunter.
嗯，这名字不错 Hmm. I like it.
最后一个猎物 One last hunt.
但，但是我解放了你 But-- But-- But I freed you.
如果不是我，你现在还被关着呢 If it wasn't for me, you'd still be held prisoner.
这一点我的确很感激 For that, I am grateful.
所以你会放我走 So you'll let me go?
是的，但我不保证他们也会 Yes, but I'm afraid they may not.
耶，正义联盟 Yay, Justice League!
-驱逐你们不好意思啊，是我们的错 -太好了 - Sorry we exiled you guys. Our bad. - All right!
好，就这样了 Well, that's that.
我想毁灭军团很长一段时间都不能兴风作浪了 Guess it'll be quite a while before the Legion of Doom can make any trouble.
对，说的不错 Yes, that's true.
多亏了你，钢骨 Thanks to you, Cyborg.
我们都活了下来，地球也脱离了危险 We're all alive, and the Earth is out of danger...
因为你相信了自己的直觉 ...because you trusted your instincts.
干得不错 Good job.
至于你，我为这颗星球对待你的方式 As for you, I couldn't be more sorry...
感到十分抱歉 ...for the way this planet treated you when you arrived.
But sometimes we're a bit suspicious of things we haven't seen before.
我们无畏的领袖曾经也是这么对我的 Our fearless leader used to think the same of me.
请理解，这毕竟是少数 Please know that was just one narrow individual.
地球人是很热情的 The people of Earth can be very welcoming.
根据联盟规定，我还能当37秒钟的领导 According to the bylaws of the league, I'm only leader for another 37 seconds.
然后又会重新选举 Then it'll be time for another election.
我还是会投你，蝙蝠 You've still got my vote, Bats.
我作为领导的最后一个决定，是为我们的新同伴提供 My final act as leader is to offer a Justice League membership...
一个正义联盟的席位 ...to our new ally.
真的吗，那这样的话，欢迎加入 Really? Well, in that case, welcome to the team.
看来我不仅有了新的星球 It appears I not only have a new planet...
还有了一个新的家庭 ...but a new family.
Yeah!
开趴，走起 Let's party!
别着急 Not so fast.
你们要为这一系列损害负责 I'm holding you all personally responsible for this damage.
火星猎人 Manhunter.
如果你们不... And if you don't--
钢骨机器人，为派对而生 Cy-bot lives to party.
很好，摇摆起来 All right. Boogie.
Hmm.
通话，达克赛德 Come in, Darkseid.
莱克斯·卢瑟呼叫达克赛德 This is Lex Luthor to Darkseid.
我能听见，人类 Darkseid hears you, human.
时候到了 It's about time.
我想逃出去 I want out of here.
你当然会，卢瑟 Of course you do, Luthor.
但和我有什么关系 What is that to me?
我给了你要的所有工具，还有附赠 I gave you the tools you needed and more.
你还是失败了 Still you failed.
达克赛德，你必须得帮我 Darkseid, you must help me.
不，我不需要为你做任何事 No. I need do nothing for you.
但如果我想要地球 But if I want the Earth...
那可恶的正义联盟，必须被毁灭 ...and the accursed Justice League destroyed...
然后我将找到同盟 ...then I must reach across the aisle.
毕竟敌人的敌人就是我的朋友 For the enemy of my enemy is my friend.